INVESTIGATION

A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were
training to become detectives. To test their skills
in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first SARDAR
a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

'This is your suspect, how would you recognize
him?' The first SARDAR answers, 'That's easy, we'll
catch him fast because he only has one eye!'

The policeman says, 'Well...uh.. .that's because
the picture I showed is his side profile.'

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he
flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second
SARDAR and asks his, 'This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him?'

The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says,
'Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only! has
one ear!' The policeman angrily
responds, 'What's the matter with you two??

Of course only one eye and one ear are showing
because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that
the best answer you can come up with?'

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the
picture to the third SARDAR and in a very testy
voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him? He quickly adds, 'Think hard before
giving me a stupid answer.'

The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a
moment and says, 'The suspect wears contact lenses.'

The policeman is surprised and speechless because
he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears
contacts or not.

'Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for
a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get
back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to
his office, checks the suspect's file in his
computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on
his face.

'Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect!
does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How
were you able to make such an astute observation? '

'That's easy,' the SARDAR replied. 'He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear'