Leave and Job Applications – Interesting & Funny

This is a collection of leave letters and job applications written by people in various places of India ....

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son: 'as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..'
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 'as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..'
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.'
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave'
6. An incident of a leave letter: 'I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.'
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'
9. Covering note: 'I am enclosed herewith...'
10. Another one:
'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...'
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.
12. Letter writing: -
'I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.'
13. A candidate's job application:
'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.