Life
The person, who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing and is nothing."
""Everyone wants to win, but very few have the will to prepare to win."
"Great men discuss ideas, average men events and common men people."
"Life's heaviest burden is to have nothing to carry."
"Life is half spent before we know what it is."
"Reading makes a ready man, Writing makes a steady man,
and Discussion makes a perfect man."
Have A Wonderful Day!
Job Descriptions
1. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
2. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didnt happen today.
3. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
4. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
5. A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.
6. A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isnt there.
7. A topologist is a someone who doesnt know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.
8. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
9. A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
10. A professor is one who talks in someone elses sleep.
11. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
12. A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
BE SOMEONE
Be Someone
Beautiful on the inside
because that's what really counts
Be Someone
Wonderful in all you do...
it isn't what you do, but how it's carried out
Be Someone
Noble...
because it's courageous and strong
Be Someone
Loyal...
because it shows that you value those you love
Be Someone
Gracious...
it allows others to see the tender side of you
Be Someone
Considerate. ..
Because it's the kind thing to do
Be Someone
that makes a difference.. .
in the lives you come across
Be Someone
that matters...
to all those you love..
Live each day fully and love with all your heart...
Make a difference with your life,
Make a difference in another,
By being someone that stands for all these things...
People like this, is more of what the world needs!
I think you are wonderful!
The following story captured our heart. It happened several years ago in the Paris opera house. A famous singer had been contracted to sing, and ticket sales werebooming. In fact, the night of the concert found the house packed and every ticket sold.
The feeling of anticipation and excitement was in the air as the house manager took the stage and said, Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your enthusiastic support. I am afraid that due to illness, the man whom you've all come to hear will not be performing tonight. However, we have found a suitable substitute we hope will provide you with comparable entertainment. The crowd groaned in disappointmentand failed to hear the announcer mention the stand-in's name. The environment turned from excitement to frustration.
The stand-in performer gave the performance everything he had. When he had finished,there was nothing but an uncomfortable silence. No one applauded. Suddenly, from the balcony, a little boy stood up and shouted, Daddy, I think you are wonderful! The crowd broke into thunderous applause.
We all need people in our Lives who are willing to stand up once in a while and say, I think you are wonderful.
And at times others are expecting this from you.
Are you telling them how wonderful you are . . .??????????
Say it now and make someone's day more pleasant.
Cold treatment
Common Cold treatment using Lemon:
Lemon is the most important among the many home remedies for common cold. It is beneficial in all types of cold with fever. Vitamin C-rich lemon juice increases body resistance, decreases toxicity and reduces the duration of the illness. One lemon should be diluted in a glass of warm water, and a teaspoon of honey should be added to it. This should be taken once or twice daily.
Common Cold treatment using Garlic:
Garlic soup is an old remedy to reduce the severity of a cold, and should be taken once daily. The soup can be prepared by boiling three or four cloves of chopped garlic in a cup of water. Garlic contains antiseptic and antispasmodic properties, besides several other medicinal virtues. The oil contained in this vegetable helps to open up the respiratory passages. In soup form, it flushes out all toxins from the system and thus helps bring down fever. Five drops of garlic oil combined with a teaspoon of onion juice, and diluted in a cup of water, should be drunk two to three times a day. This has also been found to be very effective in the treatment of common cold.
Common Cold treatment using Ginger:
Ginger is another excellent remedy for colds and coughs. About ten grams of ginger should be cut into small pieces and boiled in a cup of water. It should then be strained and half a teaspoon of sugar added to it. This decoction should be drunk when hot. Ginger tea, prepared by adding a few pieces of ginger into boiled water before adding the tea leaves, is also an effective remedy for colds and for fevers resulting from cold. It may be taken twice daily.
Common Cold treatment using Lady's Fingers:
Lady's fingers are highly valuable in treating irritation of the throat and a persistent dry cough. This vegetable is rich in mucilage and acts as a drug to allay irritation, swelling, and pain. About 100 gm of lady's fingers should be cut into pieces, and boiled down in half a litre of water to make a decoction. The steam issuing from this decoction may also be inhaled once or twice a day to relieve throat irritation and a dry cough.
Common Cold treatment using Bitter Gourd Roots:
The roots of the bitter gourd plant are used in folk medicine to cure a cold. A teaspoon of the root paste, mixed with an equal quantity of honey or tulsi leaf juice, given once every night for a month, acts as an excellent medicine for colds.
Common Cold treatment using Turmeric:
Turmeric is an effective remedy for colds and throat irritations. Half a teaspoon of fresh turmeric powder mixed in 30 ml of warm milk, and taken once or twice daily, is a useful prescription for these conditions. Turmeric powder should be put into a hot ladle. Milk should then be poured in it and boiled over slow heat. This mixture should then be drunk by the patient. In case of a running cold, smoke from the burning turmeric should be inhaled. It will increase the discharge from the nose and provide quick relief.
Common Cold treatment using Tamarind and Pepper:
Tamarind-pepper rasam is also considered an effective home remedy for a cold in South India. Dilute 50 mg tamarind in 250 ml of water. Boil the diluted tamarind water for a few minutes with a teaspoon of hot ghee and half a teaspoon of black pepper powder. This steaming hot rasam has a flushing effect, and should be taken three times a day. As one takes it, the nose and eyes water and the nasal blockage is cleared.
Common Cold treatment using Vitamin C:
Regular intake of vitamin C-75 mg for adults and 35 mg for children-will prevent the common cold. If, however, a cold has already appeared, large doses of this vitamin will relieve the symptoms and shorten its duration. It is estimated that one to two grams (1000 mg to 2000 mg) per day is approximately the optimum amount of this vitamin for this purpose. His advice is to swallow one or two 500mg tablets of vitamin C at the appearance of the first sign of the cold and continue the treatment by taking one to two 500 mg tablets daily.
Friendship Quotes
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me; come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.
Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.
Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, and so my friend stay wasted all the time, and has the time of your life!
A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.
Love is only chatter; it's your friends that really matter.
I've nothing to offer so its love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend.
This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
Friendships multiply joys and divide grief’s.
Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
You’re the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. If you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
Inspirational Quotes
A miracle worker is not geared toward fighting the world that is, but toward creating the world that could be.
God exists in eternity. The only point where eternity meets time is in the present. The present is the only time there is.
If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more blessed.
In every community, there is work to be done. In every nation, there are wounds to heal. In every heart, there is the power to do it.
Joy has no cost.
Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
Spiritual progress is like detoxification. Things have to come up in order to be released. Once we have asked to be healed, then our unhealed places are forced to the surface.
The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world.
We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present.
When an idea reaches critical mass, there is no stopping the shift its presence will induce.
You Are Wonderful . . .
YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
There are two days in every week about which we should not worry.
Two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension.
One of these days is yesterday with its mistakes and cares,
Its faults and blunders, Its aches and pains.
Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control.
All the money in the world cannot bring back yesterday.
We cannot undo a single act we performed.
We cannot erase a single word we said. Yesterday is gone.
The other day we should not worry about is tomorrow.
With its possible adversities, Its burdens,
Its large promise and poor performance.
Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control.
Tomorrow's Sun will rise, either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds,
but it will rise.
Until it does, we have no stake in tomorrow, for it is yet unborn.
This just leaves only one day . . . Today.
Any person can fight the battles of just one day.
It is only when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternity's -
yesterday and tomorrow that we break down.
It is not the experience of today that drives people mad.
It is the remorse or bitterness for something which happened yesterday
and the dread of what tomorrow may bring.
Let us therefore live but one day at a time.
LOVE
I love you with all my heart;
I long for you when we're apart;
I wish I could wipe away all your tears;
Look you in your eyes and somehow take away all your fears;
I wish I could also take away your pain;
Love you in such a way that you will know you have everything to gain;
I want to take you in my arms and hold you ever tight;
Show you that you're the one I love with all my might;
I know in my heart you're the best;
There is no comparison to the rest;
Being with you makes my heart sing;
I believe together we could do anything;
I'm ever consumed by your presence;
It only takes your essence;
The chemistry between us is on fire;
My love for you will never tire.
Foreign Language
Birthday - Valuable one
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
" HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Kick off ur shoes - take a break
Crank the tunes - dance & shake
Light the candles - cut the cake
Make it a day - that's simply Great!
Happy Birthday
In my past life, God said a gem is going to be born on date, I give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend... couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god For giving me a friend like u...happy birthday
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Watch(Different Meaning)
Watch your THOUGHTS
They become WORDS
Watch your WORDS
They become ACTIONS
Watch your ACTIONS
They become HABBITS
Watch Your HABBITS
They became CHARACTER
Watch your CHARCTER
They Become your DESTINY
I LOVE YOU
I love you for that certain smile
that cheers me when I am blue
I love you for that tender kiss
that warms me through and through
I love you for your gentle hands
your understanding touch
Your eyes that always seem to say
"I love you very much"
I love you for your faith in me
your sweet and patient ways
And for the thoughtful things you do
so often without praise
I love you so for all these things
and many others too...
But most of all for all I am
and have because of you!
JAM AND CHHUNDA SANDWICH
Ingredient
Brown bread slices 8 big
White bread slices 4 big
Butter ¼ cup
Chhunda ¼ cup
Mix fruit jam ¼ cup
Preparation Method
1. Take bread slices and butter them on one side. To make one sandwich take a slice of brown bread, keep a slice of white bread over it and finally another slice of brown bread over the slice of white bread. Toast the sandwich.
2. Remove the toast from the grill when done. Separate slices. On the brown bread slice at the base apply mixed fruit jam. Place the white bread slice over it and apply chhunda on it.
Cover it with another brown bread slice. Apply a little butter on top and grill. Similarly prepare the other sandwiches.
3. Cut into smaller pieces and serve hot.
Brown bread slices 8 big
White bread slices 4 big
Butter ¼ cup
Chhunda ¼ cup
Mix fruit jam ¼ cup
Preparation Method
1. Take bread slices and butter them on one side. To make one sandwich take a slice of brown bread, keep a slice of white bread over it and finally another slice of brown bread over the slice of white bread. Toast the sandwich.
2. Remove the toast from the grill when done. Separate slices. On the brown bread slice at the base apply mixed fruit jam. Place the white bread slice over it and apply chhunda on it.
Cover it with another brown bread slice. Apply a little butter on top and grill. Similarly prepare the other sandwiches.
3. Cut into smaller pieces and serve hot.
GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH
Ingredients
Brown bread slices 4
White bread slices 4
Chicken, boiled and shredded 1 cup
Salt To taste
Black pepper powder 1 teaspoon
Mayonnaise ¾ cup
Cheese, grated ½ cup
Tomato ketchup ¼ cup
Lettuce A few leaves
Potatoes, boiled and sliced 3 medium
Cheese slices 4
Tomatoes, sliced 2 medium
Cucumber, sliced 1 medium
Potato wafers 50 grams
Preparation Method
1.Take shredded chicken in a bowl. Add salt, a little black pepper powder, half cup of mayonnaise and mix. Add cheese, tomato ketchup, torn lettuce and mix.
2.Take a white bread slice. Spread some chicken mix. Place potato slices and sprinkle salt and black pepper powder. Apply a little mayonnaise on another slice of white bread and place it over the potato slices.
3.Take a brown bread slice. Spread some chicken mix. Place a cheese slice over it. Apply some mayonnaise on another slice of brown bread and place it over the cheese slice.
4.Grill the sandwiches applying mayonnaise on the outside of the sandwiches. Prepare the remaining sandwiches in the same way.
5.Serve with tomato slices, cucumber slices and potato wafers.
Brown bread slices 4
White bread slices 4
Chicken, boiled and shredded 1 cup
Salt To taste
Black pepper powder 1 teaspoon
Mayonnaise ¾ cup
Cheese, grated ½ cup
Tomato ketchup ¼ cup
Lettuce A few leaves
Potatoes, boiled and sliced 3 medium
Cheese slices 4
Tomatoes, sliced 2 medium
Cucumber, sliced 1 medium
Potato wafers 50 grams
Preparation Method
1.Take shredded chicken in a bowl. Add salt, a little black pepper powder, half cup of mayonnaise and mix. Add cheese, tomato ketchup, torn lettuce and mix.
2.Take a white bread slice. Spread some chicken mix. Place potato slices and sprinkle salt and black pepper powder. Apply a little mayonnaise on another slice of white bread and place it over the potato slices.
3.Take a brown bread slice. Spread some chicken mix. Place a cheese slice over it. Apply some mayonnaise on another slice of brown bread and place it over the cheese slice.
4.Grill the sandwiches applying mayonnaise on the outside of the sandwiches. Prepare the remaining sandwiches in the same way.
5.Serve with tomato slices, cucumber slices and potato wafers.
Ear Phones-Be careful
Are those earphones worn inside the ear worse for my hearing than regular ones?
They can be—if your music is too loud. They sit closer to the ear-drum, so they create more sound pressure than traditional earphones, increasing the risk of damage, says Clarke Cox, chief of audiology at Boston University School of Medicine.
If you hear ringing in your ears or if things sound muffled after listening, you’ve likely overdone it. Usually the problem subsides, but listening to loud music regularly, with any type of headset, could lead to permanent hearing loss.
Every set of earphones is different, so it’s hard to give recommendations, but
recent research suggests limiting usage to one hour or less a day at no more than 60% volume for over-the-ear styles—even less for earbuds. Never sleep with them on, and take plenty of breaks.
SomeBody - Live for Today (Its Fact)
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!
somebody is very proud of you.
somebody is thinking of you.
somebody is caring about you.
somebody misses you.
somebody wants to talk to you.
somebody wants to be with you.
somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
somebody wants to hold your hand.
somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
somebody wants you to be happy.
somebody wants you to find him/her.
somebody is celebrating your successes.
somebody wants to give you a gift.
somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot
somebody wants to hug you.
somebody loves you.
somebody admires your strength.
somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.
somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.
somebody thinks the world of you.
somebody wants to protect you.
somebody would do anything for you.
somebody wants to be forgiven.
somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.
somebody wants to laugh with you.
somebody remembers you and wishes that you were there.
somebody is praising God for you.
somebody needs to know that your love is unconditional.
somebody values your advice.
somebody wants to tell you how much they care.
somebody wants to share their dreams with you.
somebody wants to hold you in their arms.
somebody wants YOU to hold them in your arms.
somebody treasures your spirit.
somebody wishes they could STOP time because of you.
somebody praises God for your friendship and love.
somebody can't wait to see you.
somebody loves you for who you are.
somebody loves the way you make them feel.
somebody wants to be with you.
somebody wants you to know they are there for you.
somebody's glad that you're his/her friend.
somebody wants to be your friend.
somebody stayed up all night thinking about you.
somebody is alive because of you.
somebody is wishing that you noticed him/her.
somebody wants to get to know you better.
somebody wants to be near you.
somebody misses your advice/guidance.
somebody has faith in you.
somebody trusts you.
somebody needs you to send them this letter
somebody needs your support.
somebody needs you to have faith in them.
somebody will cry when they read this.
somebody needs you to let them be your friend.
somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.
LET GO
Does not mean to stop caring, it means you can't do it for someone else.
Does not mean to cut yourself off, it is the realization that you can't do it for someone else.
Does not mean to care for, it means to care about.
Does not mean to fix, it means to be supportive.
Does not mean to change another, it means to make the most of yourself.
Does not mean to deny, it means to accept.
Does not mean to nag or scold, it means to listen.
Does not mean to regret the past, it is to live for the future.
It means that we should admit we are frequently powerless and that someone else's outcome may not be in our hands.
Modern School Phone Menu
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
please listen to all the options before making a selection:
- To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
- To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2
- To complain about what we do - Press 3
- To swear at staff members - Press 4
- To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
- If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
- If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
- To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
- To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
- To complain about school lunches - Press 0
- If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior,
class work, homework and that it's not all the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!
please listen to all the options before making a selection:
- To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
- To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2
- To complain about what we do - Press 3
- To swear at staff members - Press 4
- To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
- If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
- If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
- To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8
- To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
- To complain about school lunches - Press 0
- If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior,
class work, homework and that it's not all the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!
ART OF RESIGNATION (Funny)
The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.
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